Dear Owner,
Every day, every night
I die
Yet I tell you I'm dying
I would appreciate you taking better care of me, since
I am the one who reminds you of your daily tasks
Yet, you drop me in everything from toilets to the bathtub
Then the same routine
Thrown in a bag with white pellets, over night
Is this punishment?
Dear owner,
Please take care of me
-signed, Phone